Faith-based News for Extra-TerrestrialsTOP FIVE REASONS FOR DISAPPEARANCE OF C.I.A. TORTURE TAPES
5. They got destroyed when CIA converted them for Youtube.
4. Dog ate them.
3. It was the Democrats fault.
2. waterboarding wasn't really torture, therefore destroying wasn't really destroying them.
and 1.... Natalee Holloway had them last...!