Faith-based News for Extra-TerrestrialsBORN AGAINS SET UP SEPARATE HEAVEN FOR JEWS
ANTIWAR.COM:
... those 30 million Americans who happily see Mideast chaos as hastening their one-way trip to paradise, are being increasingly questioned about the fate of Jews whom they urge to help fulfill the prophecies.Once their death wish agenda is realized, the end-of-the-worlders believe that Buddhists, Hindus, Muslims (of course), other Christians (apparently including Catholics and Orthodox), and all the rest of humanity will be killed. But the born-again will be "raptured" to Heaven. (See "The Brutal Christ of the Armageddonites.")
Now some enterprising Texans have "resolved" the big question. The Jews God kills will go to a parallel heaven, "their" kind of heaven, to enjoy eternity alongside the good Christians.... [*]
Actually, "alongside" is a misnomer. I'm sure the Jews heaven will be a safe distance from the Christians heaven, probably the lower rent district. I'm sure they don't want the Jews plucking on THEIR harps or cavorting around THEIR fountains...
Comments
Myth-making, right before your very eyes! Who appointed these jerks to speak for God? Did they get the word -- when? how?
And why would anyone believe them, anyway??
Hey! Maybe a burning Bush would be a Good Thing.
Posted by: Scorpio | August 2, 2006 05:48 PM
I still refuse to believe you've been born again until you show me your second belly button.
Posted by: CybScryb | August 2, 2006 08:23 PM