Faith-based News for Extra-TerrestrialsPROZAC FOR CATS
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For those of you who aced their SATs, I have the following question to test your intelligence: Prozac is to cats, as ____ is to Donald Rumsfeld.
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Kissinger
Posted by: Anonymous | December 12, 2005 02:06 PM
Fake WMDs
Posted by: POIUYT | December 12, 2005 03:05 PM
Prozac is to cats as "the smell of blood and burning flesh" is the moonbat Rumsfeld.
Posted by: CybScryb | December 12, 2005 03:33 PM
Since prozac is used to stop "territorial spraying" by cats, I'd have to say "taking his microphone away".
Posted by: Mojo | December 12, 2005 07:35 PM
Its also used for feline OCD, and anxiety disorders, but its unclear whether it really works, so I'd say (after the article on the sidebar) Werner Erhard...
Posted by: JB | December 12, 2005 09:29 PM
Based on the notion of the utter uselessness of Prozac to cats, I'd have to insert the word "intelligence."
(I was actually thinking along the lines of military or foreign intelligence, but perhaps the other obvious meaning isn't an ill fit.)
Posted by: LarryE | December 12, 2005 09:45 PM
'as k-y jelly is to donald rumsfeld'
Posted by: randy smith | December 13, 2005 12:32 AM
If we assume that Prozac is totally alien and meaningless to cats, the answer is:
1) Truth
If, however, we take it to mean, "Totally inappropriate" I'd change it to
2) The Nobel Peace Prize
If we look at it as "sometimes having desirable positive mood-altering effects" the answer is
2) Shock and Awe Firebombing of Innocents
Posted by: steve the artguy | December 13, 2005 01:41 PM
I think the question is worded wrong. If Prozac for cats is an an expensive and unnecessary stimulant, then the question should be: "Prozac is to cats what Rumsfeld is to ____ "
The answer: Our Nation
Posted by: BrandonB | December 13, 2005 05:11 PM
prozac is to cats
as
exlax is to donald rumsfeld
Posted by: dopey-o | December 13, 2005 06:04 PM
Prozac is to cats, as Cat Stevens is to Donald Rumsfeld
Posted by: mu | December 13, 2005 07:43 PM
Prozac to Rumsfeld? Get a life......
Posted by: flame thrower | December 21, 2005 09:22 AM